Here to Toss Salad – Vintage Tee

Bold. Fresh. Unapologetically cheeky.

The Here to Toss Salad tee serves up a generous helping of vintage flair with a side of wild humor. Featuring a hand-drawn salad bowl bursting with leafy greens and rustic charm, this design is made for those who like their punchlines tossed and their style dressed to impress. Distressed retro typography adds a classic touch, making it perfect for brunch rebels, kitchen comedians, or anyone who likes to stir the pot.

Printed on a soft, durable tee that feels like a second skin, this shirt is your go-to for BBQs, festivals, or any time you want to make a tasteful statement (or not-so-tasteful one—we won’t judge).

Highlights:

Vintage-style hand-illustration

Soft, breathable cotton blend

Unisex fit

Guaranteed to get some kind of reaction

Warning: May cause laughter, eyebrow raises, or spontaneous dinner invitations.

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