Here to Toss Salad – Vintage T-Shirt

Bold. Fresh. Unapologetically cheeky. The Here to Toss Salad Vintage T-Shirt serves up a generous helping of retro style with a side of wild humor. Featuring a hand-drawn salad bowl bursting with leafy greens and distressed, vintage typography, this tee is made for those who like their punchlines tossed and their style dressed to impress. Printed on a soft, durable tee that feels like a second skin, this shirt is your go-to for BBQs, festivals, or any time you want to make a tasteful statement (or not-so-tasteful one—we won’t judge).

Why you’ll love it

• Vintage style, fresh attitude: Hand-illustrated salad bowl graphic + retro distressed typography.
• Premium feel: Soft, breathable cotton blend that wears like your favorite tee.
• Conversation starter: That cheeky “toss the salad” message sure to turn heads and spark laughs.
• Versatile fit: Unisex sizing and vintage-cut silhouette make it a year-round staple.
• Gift-ready: Ideal for food lovers, party-goers, and anyone with bold humor.

Who it’s for & how to wear it

Made for guys who don’t just show up — they show out. Whether you’re hitting tailgates, BBQs, gigs, or just chilling with friends, this tee fits right in. Pair it with distressed jeans and high-tops, layer under an open flannel for cooler evenings, or rock cargos and sneakers for full festival mode. Because some people talk salads… you toss ’em.

• Unisex fit; size up for a relaxed, oversized look.
• High-quality cotton blend; tag-free neck for comfort.
• Machine wash cold, inside-out; tumble dry low to preserve the print.