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Off to Find the Mythical Clitoris Pocket Tshirt

Off to Find the Mythical Clitoris Pocket Tshirt

Regular price $25.00 USD
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For the bold explorer with a sense of humor and a love for the great unknown, this vintage-inspired graphic tee is your official expedition gear.

Featuring a retro wilderness scene with a lone adventurer gazing across untamed terrain, this shirt is both rugged and ridiculous in the best way possible. The distressed design, earthy tones, and timeless font echo old-school national park posters—but with a not-so-subtle twist.

Whether you’re blazing trails or just cracking jokes, this tee proves you’re not afraid to go where few dare to look.

Details:

Vintage-style print with textured distressing

Premium cotton blend for all-day comfort

Unisex fit for all curious minds

Guaranteed to start conversations (awkward or otherwise)

Perfect for:
Campfires, comedy nights, bachelor parties, or whenever you feel like making someone spit out their drink.

Size guide

  WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches)
S 18 ¼ 26 ½
M 20 ¼ 28
L 22 29 ¼
XL 24 30 ¾
2XL 26 31 ½
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