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Unisex classic tee
Unisex classic tee
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$25.00 USD
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Why ride a horse when you can hop on a cock? This vintage-inspired tee features a fearless cowgirl holding on tight to her oversized.... Perfectly irreverent, undeniably bold, and guaranteed to get a laugh, a few double takes and maybe a shaker for the night.
Soft, breathable cotton makes it comfy enough for the honky-tonk, the tailgate, or that awkward family BBQ where Uncle Joe definitely won’t approve. But hey — you’re not here to please everyone.
👉 Save a horse. Ride a cock.
• Premium cotton comfort
• Distressed vintage illustration
• Big laughs, bigger cock energy
Soft, breathable cotton makes it comfy enough for the honky-tonk, the tailgate, or that awkward family BBQ where Uncle Joe definitely won’t approve. But hey — you’re not here to please everyone.
👉 Save a horse. Ride a cock.
• Premium cotton comfort
• Distressed vintage illustration
• Big laughs, bigger cock energy
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
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